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Hello I'm Joey and I am 15 years old. I used to be the owner of a site called JoeyCentral, but it closed down due to some good for nothing hacker. So primarily, I make Halo flashes. I'm currently making one right now.

Joey @JoeyCentral

Age 29, Male

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Joined on 10/29/08

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Posted by JoeyCentral - September 18th, 2009


I'm banned, so I can't fucking post to make your fucking eyes cry out like a little pussy. So yeah, screw this man!


Posted by JoeyCentral - September 16th, 2009


In the forum! Read all about the fucking bullshit!


Posted by JoeyCentral - August 29th, 2009


Okay, so the internet is a network that's connected by almost every computer in the world. Most money is usually made from the internet nowadays in case you're wondering. So basically, anyone can purchase a domain name and host their site using a language called "Hypertext markup language" or simply HTML. In fact, some sites use Javascript (JS) and even VB08 to their page to add more dynamic features.

Recently when browsing the internet, I ran into a couple of sites that are quite ugly. I mean, some are just soo bad that they shouldn't be allowed to be up on the internet. Believe it or not, the internet is actually changing the newer generation of kids into freaks? Well, it's true, and it's because of these sites.

So my plan is to "denial of service attack" or ddos these sites by overloading their email inbox that usually comes with their purchased domain. The sites that I plan to attack is 4Chan because I find that site to be quite sinister at the moment. Of course, Newgrounds is on my depending list, despite the fact that a lot of dicks have been insulting me lately. Also, I plan on attacking "Encyclopedia Dramatica" or ED as some people would call it. Just in case you're wondering what that site is, it's an illegitimate, bogus encyclopedia that is nearly, if not, just as bad as 4Chan.

So yes, if anyone is willing to do it as well, then the date is still pending because I have not made a decision on when to do so. I do believe that if we can unite and simultaneously attack, their bandwidth could overload, resulting in fucking up their server for a good few hours. Of course, we may have to fear anti-spam filters in their email system, so we'll have only one option left of there; break their security breach. I still ought to plan this out, but hopefully we can unite and restore the internet to the way it should have been.

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Posted by JoeyCentral - August 25th, 2009


Oh yeah, I'm 15 at last. I felt like I was 14 forever. So yeah...


Posted by JoeyCentral - August 18th, 2009


Do you know HOW many times I got banned?! I mean, holy shit, this is fucking ridiculous! Here let me show you guys how gay this is!

Reason for ban: Attempting to derail a perfectly good thread discussing physics. /Rucklo

Okay Rucklo (or whoever the fuck u are), tell me what the fuck that means? I mean, not everyone knows fucking physics, so I decided to be funny and make funny comments. It's called a sense of humor, you know, something you obviously don't fucking have. You know, I'm fucking fed up on all these bans. This is fucked up shit that's happening. Seriously, what the fuck?! Wow, I bet I got banned here more than 20 times since I was here form the start of October 2008. So who else agrees with me (I bet you all do)?

UPDATE! Recently, more bull shit just fucking occured. They investigated my posts and guess what?! I HAVE ANOTHER THREE FUCKING DAYS!!!! YAY THANK YOU NEWGROUNDS! THANK YOU SOO FUCKING MUCH!

Reason for ban: Attempting to derail a perfectly good thread discussing physics. EDIT: Investigating your post history more thorough adds your bantime up with two more days, for trolling and backseatmodding. That's four from the day you were banned. /Rucklo

Wow dude, this is fucking bull shit! I mean seriously, what the fuck is this place? I swear, any more of this fucking bull and I'm getting my ass outta here!


Posted by JoeyCentral - August 18th, 2009


Today, I would like to honor my dad's birthday today. He turned 46, which is a great age to be. I wish I could be that age next week, but I'm going to be 15 instead. So yeah, let us honor my dad.


Posted by JoeyCentral - August 14th, 2009


Is my dad's birthday. A week after is my birthday. He's going to be 47 or 48, so he's still pretty young. So yeah, what are you going to get him? I'll give him a banshee because he wants to fly.

In four more days...


Posted by JoeyCentral - August 12th, 2009


ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 2 days. You have 1 day, 3 hours, 51 minutes and 36 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Pointless 'BRB' topic. - Sanjay

Well, once again, for the stupidest reason on the planet, I get banned. I even PM'ed him and asked if he could unban me. So I guess I'll just have to wait and see how things turn out.


Posted by JoeyCentral - July 25th, 2009


Yeah, maybe this weekend, I'll go. Anyways, I want to try out Halo 3 ODST, so yeah, it'll be fun :)


Posted by JoeyCentral - July 25th, 2009