Plans to ddos ED and 4Chan (sign if you support the idea)

Okay, so the internet is a network that's connected by almost every computer in the world. Most money is usually made from the internet nowadays in case you're wondering. So basically, anyone can purchase a domain name and host their site using a language called "Hypertext markup language" or simply HTML. In fact, some sites use Javascript (JS) and even VB08 to their page to add more dynamic features.

Recently when browsing the internet, I ran into a couple of sites that are quite ugly. I mean, some are just soo bad that they shouldn't be allowed to be up on the internet. Believe it or not, the internet is actually changing the newer generation of kids into freaks? Well, it's true, and it's because of these sites.

So my plan is to "denial of service attack" or ddos these sites by overloading their email inbox that usually comes with their purchased domain. The sites that I plan to attack is 4Chan because I find that site to be quite sinister at the moment. Of course, Newgrounds is on my depending list, despite the fact that a lot of dicks have been insulting me lately. Also, I plan on attacking "Encyclopedia Dramatica" or ED as some people would call it. Just in case you're wondering what that site is, it's an illegitimate, bogus encyclopedia that is nearly, if not, just as bad as 4Chan.

So yes, if anyone is willing to do it as well, then the date is still pending because I have not made a decision on when to do so. I do believe that if we can unite and simultaneously attack, their bandwidth could overload, resulting in fucking up their server for a good few hours. Of course, we may have to fear anti-spam filters in their email system, so we'll have only one option left of there; break their security breach. I still ought to plan this out, but hopefully we can unite and restore the internet to the way it should have been.

Sign this petition if you support this idea and if you wish to help, please say so in the comments.

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GiantDouche 2009-08-29 13:49:49

At 8/29/09 2:11 AM, JoeyCentral wrote:
: At 8/28/09 4:29 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
: : BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW NOBODY LOVES ME.
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: Your name describes your traits quite well, so there's nothing more to say.
: : Enjoy your low life I guess...

I love my life. I'm in all honor's classes. I have multitude of friends and a great social life. Why do you think going on Newgrounds means that you are automatically an idiot with no friends or life? That is universally untrue.

please unblock me so we can have an intelligent conversation. unless of course you're an arrogant twat and you don't like listening to reason.

Sterance 2009-08-30 03:07:52

""denial of service attack" or ddos"

firstly, ddos is short for Distributed Denial of Service attack. The reason there is a difference is because a DDOS must be... distributed! This is usually done through means of a trojan virus sent through spam email or various other methods of spreading. a "denial of service attack" is quite different in that you pull it off from one source (essentially). The term DDOS is somewhat ambiguous so nothing i've said so far is concrete by any means.

secondly, what you propose is illegal! I'm no expert so i can't cite the trials, but i know that DDOS attacks will land you in hot legal water. More specifically though, what you propose is vigilantism which is most certainly illegal in every aspect of the law (to one degree or another).

frankly, who died and made you king over internet content? i certainly didn't vote for you to decide what should and shouldn't be displayed publicly? Have you read the bill of rights recently? What was the first amendment again? let me quote it:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Guess what, if congress can't police it, you can't either! Even if you had legal authority, the bill of rights clearly protects speech. You have no legal grounds for dispute with 4chan or ED.

Frankly, your delusions of the being the internet's moral compass are disturbing to me. more disturbing than anything i've seen on 4Chan, ED, or any other shock image website. good day, sir!

JoeyCentral 2009-08-30 03:07:52 (Updated 2009-08-30 21:13:11)

Well first of all, you're denying their servers form connecting to the network, so either one works. Second of all, I never stated anywhere that I was in charge of anything. I was in trouble with the law before, and not to mention, they never profiled my residence yet, so I believe I'm safe from authorities popping up at my door. Also, you said that my "dictatorship" (or whatever BS you stated) only proves that you never even visited any of those sites. Don't believe me? Go to ED and just search for whatever, and you'll know what I mean. I pretty much hit the nail in the head to this argument. If not, then please retort. If you do so, then please do it intelligently. Kthnxbye!

Chdonga 2009-09-02 14:52:11

Newrounds isn't your personal army, you rotten butthurt soppy cunt.

JoeyCentral 2009-09-02 14:52:11

Tell me, ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Chdonga 2009-09-02 14:54:52

If you're so butthurt about ed and 4chan why don't you make an account there and edit all of the stuff?

JoeyCentral 2009-09-02 14:54:52

Because they get fucking paid for that you dumbass! That's like going to the damn site and GIVING them money. Sorry, bad idea!

Brass 2009-09-03 18:57:36

You are SO stupid it makes me want to kill myself just because of the fact that I'm considered the same species as you.

JoeyCentral 2009-09-03 18:57:36

Then do so. Please, the last thing we need is low lives such as yourself.

Gunburn 2009-09-07 06:56:40

"hai guise imma 14 yrs old an imma attak a webersight bcuz my mom dusnt liek me lukin at taht stuf omg its so gros"

This is the internet. If you aren't prepared to be shocked or disgusted, then get the fuck out, kid. Come back when you grow a pair. You're the fucking idiot that thinks putting down a server for a couple minutes will save a generation. The internet is broad. Don't like it, don't look at it.

Cunt.

JoeyCentral 2009-09-07 06:56:40 (Updated 2009-09-15 16:49:33)

Well, what do we have here a fucking dumb cunt, pvt.dumbass? I admire your faggotry. Hell I like you! You can come over my house and go on my computer!

YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME! I GOT YOUR ASS!

YOU WILL NOT LAUGH!

YOU WILL NOT CRY!

YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS I WILL TEACH YOU!

Now get the fuck off your computer and get on your feet!

You had best unfuck yourself or I will UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

Rokas1337 2009-09-16 16:49:17

you actually think your little attack will work? those sites be famous for a reason, surviving little cyber terrorists like you is one of em. and my god is this guy just trying to show off to us newgrounders or what? *So my plan is to "denial of service attack" or ddos these sites by overloading their email inbox that usually comes with their purchased domain* your a super evil guy man, im sure your plans worked out perfectly, since the sites are still running better than your brain is